Brave soldiers of Super Earth, valiant defenders of democracy: this day shall be etched into the chronicles of mankind's glorious brilliance.
For today we seize our enemies’ unholy machinations… and turn them on their cowardly selves with the Control Group Premium Warbond*, deploying now to the Destroyer’s Acquisitions Centre.
Through sheer audacity, daring and unlimited genius, the Ministry of Science has reverse-engineered this twisted tech of terror – then forged it into volatile prototype weapons, armor and gear of bleeding-edge justice.
And YOU, the icons of defiance against tyranny, the pioneers of peace, shall be the first to unleash declassified divine havoc as you teleport – yes, teleport – across the fields of battle.
Untested? Yes. Unstable? Probably. Unstoppable? You can bet your life on it (and you just might have to).