Skills to pay the bills
So, you’ve had a dreadful season and your fellow players want to drown you in the team bath – but all is not lost! Thanks to your caring club there’s a helpful clause in your contract to get you back on track.
Welcome to the Football Improvement Centre, where you can begin your intense heading re-education under the guidance of our world class staff. By the time you graduate, your athletic imperfections will be locked up… forever.
Master a variety of heading challenges and puzzles, from the sublime to the ridiculous, to lose your reputation of being a danger to football society. And rather than the boring traditional training equipment you’re used to, we provide a range of revolutionary new techniques and tools to keep you on your toes, brought to life by the immersion of PlayStation VR.
To make sure you give 110% you’ll have your own private room (that is most certainly not a cell). Feel free to decorate it with valuable prizes for passing our finely honed exams – and pay no attention to those bars on your window. They are there for your safety!